

Don't be surprised if they start writing persuasive letters demanding more allowance, candy, and better vacations. Or just use the updated version, a computer keyboard. Note, too, that your techno-hyped children may not know just what a typewriter is, so if you have one lurking in your barn, bring it out to demonstrate the click and the clack of the keys. Note the back flap with the unsurprising tidbit that Doreen Cronin is an attorney (and now the author of many delectable picture books, including Diary of a Worm), who collects antique typewriters. Duck, of course, has a whole other plan.įor those of you adults who have ever been involved with any kind of job action at work, this book gives new meaning to terms like negotiation, compromise, and strongarm tactics. The cows will send Duck over with their typewriter in exchange for electric blankets.

Here is one of my favorite sentences ever: "All the animals gathered around the barn to snoop, but none of them could understand Moo." Cows and farmer hammer out a compromise. Duck, a neutral party, brings the ultimatum to the cows, who hold an emergency meeting in the barn. "How can I run my farm with no milk and no eggs?" The frustrated old guy gets out his own typewriter and demands milk and eggs. No milk today." Pretty soon, the demands escalate, with the chickens wanting electric blankets, too. "Cows that type? Impossible!" The farmer refuses to accede, so the cows go on strike.

The paintings look so goofy and slapdash, but they're the height of bovine nirvana.įarmer Brown can't believe his ears and his eyes when his cows post on the barn door a typed demand for electric blankets. Have you ever read a more absurd and hilarious first page of a picture book? The black-lined double-page watercolors of the big-nosed, white-bearded, straw-hatted, red-bandanna and denim-overalled Farmer Brown and his black and white, pink-nosed, smiling cows with their old-fashioned typewriter, not to mention 10 chickens and Duck, won Betsy Lewin her first Caldecott Honor, and no wonder.
